So the whole “post a day” thing went by the wayside then. Well done me and my work ethic. It’s been busy anyway. We should get the keys for the new house today, so the last week has been packing, packing and more packing. Then there’s all the other things – hiring a van, cleaning the old house, getting all the nails out of the wall… I’m sorry, the telly has just thrown an advert for Coop Funerals at me. What the hell, television? It’s bad enough you’ve got Cilla Black warning me of death every few minutes and insisting I buy insurance, never mind showing me actual funerals on advertr. This is why we have a license fee, so we have at least a few channels with no adverts on. What was I talking about? Oh, that’s right, nothing.


